Anyone lost a snake?
That’s the question police in Portadown are currently asking after a corn snake was found over the weekend.
The snake was found in the Portmore Street area on Sunday afternoon and officers are asking people to do a head count of their snake collections.
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An officer for PSNI Craigavon said: “Sorry…the caller has come across WHAT now?!
“If everyone would like to panic in an orderly manner…
“Once that’s done, if you can do a head count of your snake collection, or tag anyone you know who may be a snake owner in the Portmore Street area of Portadown. It was found yesterday afternoon. Some bai who knows what he’s talking about thinks it may be a Corn Snake variant. According to tinterweb, this is a very good thing: non venomous and they take out rodents.
“If this is yours, it’s being looked after by aforementioned knowledgable man. Phone us on 101, reference number 938 of 23/07/17. We’d be happy to reunite you.”